breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
the worst is when you’re telling someone something or discussing a topic and someone interrupts and changes the topic completely and you’re left with all these things to say but no way of getting back to it unless the other person asks
Punk’s not dead, just sleeping
Punks can sleep literally anywhere. I swear they’re part cat or some shit.
I have literally seen a punk sleeping draped over the ticket barriers at a train station before.
Once I fell asleep on a 7ft wall
Naw man I think punks sleep more like dogs